Owen Farrell promises to use arms during this year’s Six Nations
England rugby player Owen Farrell has promised to use his arms during this year’s Six Nations tournament. The England fly-half traditionally uses his shoulder to tackle opposing players. A spokesman...
View ArticlePsychic saveloy sausage predicts huge win over Ireland this weekend
A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted a Welsh win over Ireland this weekend, setting Wales on course for a Grand Slam in 2021. The sausage, which has already correctly predicted the fall of the...
View ArticleMillennium Stadium to tilt pitch 45° this weekend so Ireland play uphill for...
taff at the Millennium Stadium are to tilt the pitch up to 45° this Saturday so that the visiting Irish team have to play uphill for the entire match. Staff discovered the secret button while cleaning...
View ArticleDavid Flatman: Six Nations Week 1 Review
Sports pundit David Flatman gives his verdict on the opening round of the 2021 Six Nations On England v Scotland “It’s always high risk to bank on people with a heap of credit in the bank, as we saw...
View ArticleHollywood duo change club’s name to Wrexham Soccer Club
Hollywood stars Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney have made their first impact on their newly-owned football club by changing its name. Wrexham Football Club will be known as Wrexham Soccer Club from...
View ArticleMighty Wales ease to win over Scotland
Grand Slam-chasing Wales saw off a spirited challenge from Scotland this afternoon to move into a commanding position in this year’s Six Nations tournament. The mighty Welsh dominated throughout the...
View ArticleEngland target 4th spot in next year’s Six Nations
England will be targetting 4th spot in next year’s Six Nations after the current reigning champions’ latest bid went tits up. Coach Eddie Jones is also rumoured to be eyeing up a new career as as sales...
View ArticleAfan Lido Reserves turned down from football Super League
Welsh football club Afan Lido Reserves have had their application to join the breakaway football Super League officially rejected. The club was hoping to slip in to fill the void left by Manchester...
View ArticleEngland en route to winning Euros 2020
England are en route to winning this year’s Euros after seeing off Croatia. England are currently unbeaten in this year’s tournament, which is being played this year because it wasn’t played last year....
View ArticleEngland v Germany to go straight to penalties
The forthcoming match between England and Germany is set to go straight to penalties. UEFA has decided to do away with the traditional full-time and extra-time bollocks and to decide the match with a...
View ArticleEngland targetting fourth place in this year’s Six Nations
An insider from the England rugby team has exclusively told WalesOnCraic that they are targetting fourth place in next year’s Six Nations tournament. Our source said that England are seeking to improve...
View ArticlePsychic saveloy predicts another Grand Slam for Wales
A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted five consecutive wins for the Welsh rugby team in this year’s Six Nations, handing them another Grand Slam. The sausage, which has already correctly predicted...
View ArticleWales ‘on course to win World Cup’
Wales are on course to win their first-ever World Cup, according to international football expert Dave down the pub. Wales thrashed USA 1-1 in their opening game, and have left other teams quaking in...
View ArticleWales play shitly against Iran to lull England into a false sense of security
Officials from Wales’s World Cup camp have told WalesOnCraic that their side deliberately played shitly against Iran to lull upcoming rivals England into a false sense of security. Wales stride onto...
View ArticlePrincipality Stadium to tilt pitch 45° this weekend so Ireland play uphill...
Staff at the Principality Stadium are to tilt the pitch up to 45° this Saturday so that the visiting Irish team have to play uphill for the entire match. Staff discovered the secret button while...
View ArticlePsychic saveloy sausage predicts huge win over Ireland this weekend
A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted a Welsh win over Ireland this weekend, setting Wales on course for a Grand Slam in 2023. The sausage, which has already correctly predicted the fall of the...
View ArticleWales definitely won’t lose this weekend: Welsh armchair rugby coach
The national rugby armchair coach of Wales has made a solemn vow to Wales this week. Wales’s national armchair coach Dai Doublegunt has promised the Welsh public that Wales will not lose this weekend...
View ArticleWales gift Armenia win ‘to give Group D a false sense of security’
The men’s Welsh football team deliberately handed Armenia a win on home soil to ‘provide their other Group D opponents a false sense of security’, according to a Welsh armchair coach. Armenia has also...
View ArticleEngland bosses buy Farrell alarm clock for quarter-final
England rugby bosses have bought England No 10 Owen Farrell an alarm clock ahead of their quarter-final clash this weekend. England bosses are worried he may spend too long having bants with his team...
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